Posts Tagged ‘britney spears’

stick a fork in her

To lighten things up around here, let’s all sit back and stare at the living trainwreck known as Britney Spears.

Who are her people and why did they let her do this? I am inclined to feel almost sorry for her. The look on her face in some parts is painful, like she knows her last Pac-Man guy has died and it’s making that noise and she’s out of quarters.

On a side note: My god, I can’t stand Sarah Silverman.

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Britney, The Angry Samoan

Britney Spears wants you to name her new album. And there’s something about dedicating the title to Linsday Lohan. There’s a dynamic duo if there ever was one.

All my suggestions are song titles from the Angry Samoans. Why? Because they are so fitting. Mostly.

I’d Rather Do The Dog
I’m A Pig
Tuna Taco
You Stupid Jerk
Right Side of My Mind
Get Off The Air
Lights Out (one of the greatest songs ever recorded)
You Stupid Asshole
Not Of This Earth
Psych-Out 129
I Lost My Mind
Laughing At Me

And, just because: They Saved Hitler’s Cock

Surely my five faithful readers have more suggestions for Britney?

listen: Angry Samoans – Lights Out

Update: Kate has more!

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