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25 things

In case you haven’t heard (most likely from me complaining on twitter), I’ve been down with the bubonic plague the past few days. Just in case my seven or so readers have been wondering about me. And it seems in those few days I was AFB (you know, away from blog), I was tagged several times in another one of those “tell me more personal details about your life so we can further strip away any anonymity the internet provides you” memes. Well, I just recently did the seven things and it’s pretty damn hard to come up with 25 more things that would be semi-interesting even for someone who liked me. But I’ll certainly try. In a roundabout way.

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. Ok, then.

1. Michele does not have herpes.
2. Michele is not currently doing the Humpty Dance.
3. Michele has the “fail whale” as her desktop background at both work and home.
4. Michele now refers to Firefox as “Mozzarella Firefox” thanks to her best friend’s kid.
5. Michele does not really enjoy talking about herself in third person.
6. Michele will therefore stop talking about herself in third person after this.
7. I am good at keeping my word.
8. I rather enjoyed Chocolate Rain, in a completely unironic way.
9. I cry at the end of Armageddon.
10. I only watch the end of Armageddon and have seen the complete movie only once, but the ending about 25 times.
11. I want to know what love is. I want you to show me.
12. I have never wished I was an Oscar Meyer wiener just so everyone would be in love with me. But I did wish I was a little bit taller.
13. I will possess your heart.
14. I have never had a sexually transmitted disease.
15. I have a tattoo on my ass that says Property of Todd.
16. I have no tattoos. I am also a liar.
17. I have, since fifth grade, been living with the suspicion that someone is watching every single thing I do on a giant movie screen somewhere and this affects me to the extent that I sometimes get embarrassed if I sing the wrong lyrics to a song when I’m alone.
18. I believe that everything you need to know about me is wrapped up in that last sentence.
19. I will not go quietly. Unless I die in my sleep, then I suppose I have no choice.
20. I’ve got to let you know, you’re one of my kind.
21. I right now, at this very second, am experiencing a head throbbing that might be a tumor.
22. I am an alarmist.
23. I am also an overthinker.
24. And I am really big on going with worst case scenarios.
25. I think everyone hates me and you’re all plotting to kill me, which you will accomplish by contacting the guy who is watching me on the movie screen, because he can tell you when I’ll be alone in my living room, crying over Armageddon, which would be a really good time to kill me.

Now I’m supposed to tag 25 people, but fact #26 about me is I don’t have 25 friends. So consider yourself tagged if you read this.

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