Oh sure, I could add to my list and tell you stupid little things about me like how I can’t burp and the way I freak out about where I sit in a restaurant and what happened with the dog during sex last night, but I’ll refrain from all that and give way instead to seven things about the wonderful, beautiful, amazing, funny, single @sokeri. She doesn’t have a blog so I told her I’d host her things here. Her seven things. Not her things. Though I’d “host” them anytime.
@sokeri’s seven things
1. When I was not quite 5 years old I fell. Over the side of some stairs, about seven feet up, onto a parking lot. Shattered my skull. Shaved head, staples, missing piece of skull grew back, a million stitches.Called a cute “little boy” for many months due to my buzz cut. I still show my scar to those lucky enough to catch me in a sharing mood. It’s pretty impressive. think Dr. Kimberly Shaw but without the need for a wig.
2. I used to have an annual after hours Yahtzee! party. Saturday after Christmas, after the LaLuna (RIP) anniversary party, only night of the year I allowed people to smoke in my apartment. breakfast for those left at the end of the game. and yes, we actually played Yahtzee!
3. I’ve never grown wisdom teeth, still have my tonsils and my appendix.
4. Greg Dulli pulled stun gun on me after a show. He was joking. I think.
5. I had a borderline unhealthy obsession with Elvis when I was a teenager. in the 80s. yeah, he was pretty dead.
6. I have in my life owned more than 2 pairs of vinyl pants. and a white vinyl jacket. and I still have my faux fur animal print mini. sigh. (skirt should be made into some art piece as there is no way in hell I’ll ever fit into it again)
7. I have never seen any Rocky or Die Hard franchise, Forrest Gump or any Lord of the Rings. I have never read a Harry Potter or Twilight book (no, of course I haven’t seen the movies).
Now, a lot of people have finished their seven things, and TBMimsTheThird (one of the funniest people on twitter) was awesomely awesome in compiling the links to a whole bunch of them. So I copied them from him. I’m off to read all about these fake internet people that give me real laughs all day long.
I cannot believe you are spreading these ridiculous thruths about me!
I love you