Damn. I forgot I wanted to do some Simpsons related thing today. I was going to list my favorite quotes or something.
Feel free in my absence.
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July 27, 2007 by michelecat
Damn. I forgot I wanted to do some Simpsons related thing today. I was going to list my favorite quotes or something.
Feel free in my absence.
WTF is a “Simpson?”
Monty Burns: Use the open faced club! The sand wedge!
Homer: Mmmmmm, open-faced club sandwich!
“Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel.”
Matlock! Maaaaaaaatlock!
Principal Skinner: “You did it, Nibbles! Now, chew through my ball sack.”
TV: Are you stuck in a dead end job?
Homer: Maybe.
TV: Are you sitting on your couch in front of the TV?
Homer : What’s it to you?
TV: Are you on your 3rd beer of the evening?
Homer: Does whiskey count as beer?
The one you posted: Doh!