Well, I was born in the year of the Tiger. So I thought it would be interesting to see what that says about me and looked up what people born under the sign of the Tiger have going for them.
- Tiger people are difficult to resist, for they are magnetic characters and their natural air of authority confers a certain prestige on them. (I act like I know what I’m talking about )
- Their ability to consider feelings and ideas from other people makes them quite sensible and understanding. (I act like I know what you’re talking about)
- They are also born with a great intuitive power, which gives them accurate and excellent judgement. (I can spot a jackass a mile away)
- As friends, Tigers are exceptionally warm and incredibly generous with their time, attention and money. (I will buy your friendship)
- Friends are always welcome in a Tiger’s home and will most often be greeted with a cup of coffee, an ear, a tissue, an open mind and an open wallet. (If I give you five bucks, will you leave? And take that used tissue with you)
- Few friends could be as caring and affectionate, as quirky and surprising, or as genuinely interested as the Tiger. (I won’t show up anywhere I say I will, but I’ll be very upset about disappointing you)
- Tigers have the ability to lift the spirits of even the most depressed or lonesome individual they meet. (We have “fix it” issues)
- Once a Tiger has committed himself to you, he can tend to want to dominate or lead you. (I am a control freak)
- The tiger’s partner must also be able to stand the mood swings, the ups and downs, the good with the bad (I have PMS all the time)
- Tigers are unpredictable and it would be unwise to underestimate their reactions. They may appear cool, but they have the Big Cat’s instincts to pounce at a moment’s warning. (My doctor calls this Violent Mood Swings)
- The Tiger is a bit indecisive, a habit of nature born of his routine of watching and waiting before leaping. (I’m hoping the problem works itself out before I have to put any effort into it)
- Sometimes too, Tigers get caught sleeping or daydreaming, prohibiting them from going for the goals they initially set out to accomplish. (This is what’s known as ‘procrastinate until it’s too damn late to do anything about it’)
- Trust, passion, politeness and spontaneity are only a few characteristics of the Tiger mate. (I will ask nicely before I tie you up)
- They are spontaneous lovers who never lose their creative spark or flare for an evening of passion. They offer their partner a hint of danger and exhibit a curiosity for the unknown. (Safe words are for pussies)
- Ideal jobs for tigers include entrepreneur, military officer, politician, musician, writer, poet, artist, theater director, stockbroker, athlete, film star, trade union leader, company director, stunt person, explorer, and teacher. (I told you an English degree was worth shit)
- Virgo Tigers can be pretty picky when it comes to choosing a partner. They have an eye for detail that can cause them to be a little neurotic at times. (Third time’s the charm)
- Tigers are incredibly sexy people, beautiful to most people and sensually romantic. (Yes. Yes we are. And we’re modest)
Are you your animal?
A virgo tiger? I’m guessing I’m almost exactly 12 years older than you… or is that 16? I forgot already. Oldhiemers creeping in…
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hmmmmmm im a virgo tiger freaky