Day 28 of Art Every Day
Title: “but I got two olives and a couple of limes”
Song: Reverend Horton Heat, Martini Time
A martini glass does not a martini make. Just because you use the proper glass does not mean you get to call any concoction your staff dreamed up while on acid a martini.
Nothing on this menu resembles a martini in any way, shape or form. They more resemble drinks that someone would be shot for ordering in any bar I frequented.

Ice cold gin. A couple sprinkles of vermouth. Olives. There you go.
It’s particularly irksome that they couldn’t even spell “Ketel” correct.
As much as I love gin, for martinis I prefer vodka, with a small splash of vermouth.