It’s Tuesday, but it’s Monday, which means a groggy morning and the continuation of 300 songs takes place in the afternoon.
In lieu of anything lengthy, I have a Question of the Day, brought to you by Todd and a conversation we had last night.
If you had a pull-string on you, what five words/phrases would you say when someone pulled the string?
Since we really did this about each other, I’ll start with the ones Michele said I would say.
1. Right on
2. No dude
3. Yeah dude
4. Rad
5. I don’t need this shit. I’ve seen “Roots”
Michele’s were:
1. Let’s go to bed
2. I need coffee
3. Let’s go to the diner
4. That sounds like a bad idea
5. I hate Home Depot
1. I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
2. No, I’m much funnier when I’m kidding.
3. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
4. Why do I smoke? Some days it’s the only thing keeping me from taking hostages.
5. Yes, quite honestly, I do believe that Hillary Clinton is evil incarnate.
1. I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
2. No, I’m much funnier when I’m kidding.
3. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
4. Why do I smoke? Some days it’s the only thing keeping me from taking hostages.
5. Yes, quite honestly, I do believe that Hillary Clinton is evil incarnate.
1. Be quiet.
2. Go to your room if you’re going to play with that.
3. No, you can’t play on the computer.
1. Not now.
2. Ask your father.
3. I don’t care if you don’t like it, I’m not making anything else.
4. Where’s your brother/sister?
5. Who made this mess?
So. Very. Sad.
1. When will this hell end
2. I smell toast
3. I have many regrets
4. Why do you only want to pull my string when you’re drunk
5. I’m thinking about stealing your breath when you go to sleep
1. That’s totally bogus
(What can I say? I was a teenager in the 80s)
2. Oh, all right, I’ll take care of it.
3. (Heavy, irritated sigh)
4. I’m laughing because my only other choice is to cry.
5. Failure to plan on your part does not constitute a crisis on my part.
(and if I can have a bonus: 6. Yes, they TOTALLY flaked out on me.)
“What do you think you’re doing?”
“Don’t do that.”
“I’m not going to tell you again.”
“Hurts, don’t it?”
“You don’t really come here for the hunting, do you?”
1-SUCK IT UP & quit whining.
2-I can no longer be responsible for my actions.
3-Told you that would hurt.
4-Seriously?
5-Why? Just…why? (inflection is important here)
1. Don’t think. Feeel…
2. It’s not impossible… I used to bulls-eye womp rats in my 3-16 back home; they’re not much bigger than two meters.
3. Dude!
4. Bah-de-ah. Say do you remember? Bah-de-ah. Dancin’ in September.
5. *fart sound*
Not that creative, but that’s just off the top of my head.
“Gary Bettman is a douchebag.”
In five different languages.
1. “Jesus H!”
2. “Riiiiight.”
3. “What the hell is going on here?”
4. “Wait, oh no. Where’s the dog?”
5. “God, I fucking hate Wal-Mart!!”
1. Peachy!
2. Bite me!
3. I have no problem concentrating on…hey, look! Dirt!
4. Yes, I’ll get off the damned computer. Just give me five more minutes!
5. Oy vey, Maria.
3-16? Really? I wrote that? I meant T-16. All these newfangled land cruisers get me confused.