Posted in Uncategorized, tagged afternoon delight, starland vocal band on June 30, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Or do they?
I had this long Fourth of July related story lined up for today but I’ll save it for during the week.
Instead, here’s a treat for you.
Because I woke up with this song in my head at 5am, I think you all should share in my misery.
At least it [...]
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Posted in Uncategorized, tagged ee cards, funny shit on June 30, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
EEcards. Cards for every occasion.
This has not been a paid advertisement. There’s just some really funny shit there.
Found at Reality Remixed.
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Posted in Uncategorized, tagged fuck you on June 29, 2007 | 3 Comments »
I couldn’t wait to get home from work today and read through the Friday Fuck Off Thread.
I have some of my own. Naturally.
I would like this whole week to fuck right off.I would like to say a hearty FUCK YOU to the department of motor vehicles.Fuck you to hot, humid, rainy, unpredictable weather.Fuck off to [...]
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Posted in Uncategorized, tagged flood, lists, rain, weather on June 29, 2007 | 9 Comments »
We had a flash flood last night, which I have chosen to make more exciting by turning into a river of blood.
Because, really. A story about how the rains came down hard and fast and the drywell couldn’t drain the water fast enough and it all backed up outside, which caused it to flow under [...]
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Posted in Uncategorized, tagged compliments, lists, men's health on June 28, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Sometimes, the lists just write themselves. Or, someone writes a list so absurd, you just have to show it to everyone.
Presenting, The Ten Compliments That Wow A Man, from Men’s Health magazine. I’m not going to bother with his laughable explanations. Just my answers to him. Click the link if you want to read [...]
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Posted in Uncategorized, tagged fears, horror movies, lightning, lists, sequels, troll, troll 2 on June 28, 2007 | 9 Comments »
Was up most of the night staring at the lightning, listening to the rain and hacking up part of my lung. I forgot about that lovely benefit of giving up cigarettes – coughing up chunks of lung butter.
The lightning was pretty cool. Ok, it was a little scary. I’m a wuss like that. But [...]
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Posted in Uncategorized, tagged hot, humid, lists, weather on June 27, 2007 | 6 Comments »
Really bad camera phone pic of the temperature thing in my car. Hey, it’s time for another list!!!
Seasons I hate:
1. summer2. summer3. summer4. summer5. summer in new york
Weather I hate:
1. hot2. humid3. muggy4. summer in new york5. did i mention hot?
Just wanted to get that out of the way, so my complaining for the [...]
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Posted in Uncategorized, tagged cult movies, lists, matt dillon, over the edge on June 27, 2007 | 5 Comments »
I think this place is going to end up becoming “Let Me Trash Your List” central. Which is better than “another boring home improvement story” I suppose.
I’ve got a slew of links to lists at various sites (retrocrush, cracked, maxim, etc.) that people want me to write about. If you have a list you would [...]
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I got a few emails from people saying things like “if you like lists so much, why don’t you do…..” Well, ok. Eventually. That was to all of you.
One person wanted me to do a favorite movie quotes list. I think I might have covered that already, not sure and can’t check because [...]
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Posted in Uncategorized, tagged cigarettes, hobos, quitting smoking on June 26, 2007 | 4 Comments »
24 hours without a cigarette.
I have yet to kill a co-worker today. Or a hobo. But I really didn’t see any hobos and I can’t say what would have happened if I did. My co-workers are just lucky I have headphones and the entire Anthrax catalog to keep me from standing on my desk, screaming [...]
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